long sleeve off the shoulder dress Monique Off-Shoulder A-line Lace Gown open yet covered enough Off Shoulder Criss Cross Long

4 brings out ones inner mermaid with a bronze gown in foiled silk tulle, complete with handcrafted brass scallop shells

This piece is: Available through Prime Highly-rated Machine washable Prinbara Womens Summer Sleeveless Cocktail Dress This pretty dress is simple, easy, and flatteringwhats not to love

The sleeves will limit your movement and show off way too many wrinkles

Abercrombie Menswear Pull-On Pant (Size XXS Short in Black Pinstripe) Unlike the Aritzia pants above, the Abercrombie Menswear pant unfortunately does attract dog hair

Oftentimes the thing that prevents us ladies from wearing sexy, suggestive and strappy dresses is the (very real) fear of an oopsie moment

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